Sunday, March 15, 2009

My Police Report

At approximately 0500 on the morning of the 10th March, I , David Gandy, was pick-pocketed at the end of Khao San Road near the Burger King T Junction.

I had been out with two friends for a birthday celebration. We had just exited a taxi and were approached by a person whom I am sure was a transexual and was soliciting themselves sexually.

This person was insistently touching me even when told not to and that I had no interest in them. They continued to touch and grab, including private areas, and so I blocked the arms and moved them aside, all the while maintaining that I was not interested.

The person continues to annoy and touch until suddenly the person stopped, got into a Tuk-Tuk and disappeared.

A few moments later I realised that my wallet was missing from my right side pocket.

I am certain it was stolen.

Contents : Bankcards, Money, Train Tickets

Description of person: Transexual of S E Asian Origin
Approx 5"
White Shorts / Yellow Strappy Dress Style Top
Shoulder Length / Perhaps Longer Dark Hair

2 comments:

  1. I trust the 5" was their height :)

    I am sorry to hear that but I cant help but chuckle as the image of a you being outdone by a tranny. Bless.

    - Doug

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  2. I expected this reaction from you.

    It is pretty funny though.

    Okay.... so I just need to edit this post so that it reads I was set upon by a large Thai street gang...... Ah - with japanese style samurai swords (theres loads here).... and with my new found Muay Thai Skills I was able to hold my own but skillfully one of the gang members sliced the pocket from my trousers and then their trained monkey leapt into the fray to retrieve the wallet.

    After chasing the monkey across several roof tops it eventually got the better of me by jumping on the back of a motorcycle. Pesky Monkey and street gang.

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